The Douglas House - Lake Michigan

Designed by Richard Meier

Maison Martin Margiela Brown Lambskin leather jacket. Stunning. However your poor ass couldn’t afford the zipper so the price and source is irrelevant. However, this piece had to be shared because it is unbelievably gorgeous….on that 1% tip

The Alden Butcher, one of the primary staples for this iconic American shoe company, producing shoes since the 1880’s. Simplistic design aesthetic, extremely high quality suede, goodyear welted leather souls, completely hand made and assembled. As a proud owner of Alden boots, take my word, the quality is rivaled by no one and are world renown for their quality of craftsmanship and their tasteful and elegant designs. Due to their construction, with each individual component of the shoe attached separately, no matter what happens, you can always get them repaired. With basic, proper car, such as storing them with shoe trees, Aldens can last 10-15 years. They’re beautiful shoes and it’s great to see a pair in production that are so extremely versatile. No need for ugly running shoes or shell toes again. The price is steep, however for a pair of shoes that will last at least 8-10 years, there is no question they are worth splurging on. $645 at Tres Bien Shop.

Photographer - Greg Kadel for Numero Magazine #133

Model - Abby Lee Kershaw

Dope concept and subsequent execution… that’s all you busters get.

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There really isn’t anything special or out of the ordinary about the shirt I have above, I just wanted to briefly mention the underutilized benefits that boldly colored, bengal striped dress shirts can have on one’s entire appearance. I have recently noticed that this style of dress shirt, the bengal stripe, is primarily seen in very light and insignificant hues such as yellows and various pastels and the bold bengal stripe itself has become noticeably thinner as well. This is a horrible look, defeats the purpose of the design and tosses you right in with the men’s warehouse VIP members who could give a shit how they look, just have to wear a suit to work. Bold patterns and colors (not loud, just strong) are what make statements, those are the pieces that really make an impression, that work to brighten up everything you are wearing, thus the definition of a piece complimenting your entire outfit. The dress shirt is a far too underestimated essential. Steer clear of pastels, the only light color I would purchase is pink, solely because fewer things go better with a navy suit. Now remember you never wear an undershirt darker than your suit, and when I say bold colors, I don’t necessarily mean go crazy, just prominent hues, those that are noticeable as a complimentary part of the your outfit as a whole, not just something that blends into the background…. or you can go kick it at Jos A Bank with Herb from Sales, I don’t give a shit.

I can’t recall if I have already posted this piece or not but even if I have it deserves another. This is by far the most beautiful leather jacket I have ever seen. Alexander McQueen leather bomber with black suede sleeves. This is when one steps back and comes to the realization that this is what’s meant by the phrase “less is more.” Let the small attention to detail, the materials used, and the craftsmanship and tailoring do the talking and stop walking around like a goddamn advertisement… that is unless you have a really bad speech impediment or unbearable B.O. or a cock-eye….in that case you might need some gucci and LV monograms to do the talking….however for all those without weird deformities, this is how it is done. Absolutely stunning. It’s at Mr Porter, but if you can afford a $3,315 leather, why the hell are you reading my site.

Well it appears that somebody cheated on their homework….. This is just confusing… The first coat I commented on a while back to help prove a point I was making, however I made sure to note that this Simon Spurr designed “coat” is pretty damn horrendous. The weird thing is, is that it was one of his staple pieces of his A/W ‘11 line, which I guess means that I am in the minority of people which of whom have taste or possess full use of their eyesight. Neil Barrett decided that one futuristic, incongruous cloak comprised of lovely earth tones and blacks, was not enough for the world, so he decided to reproduce Simon Spurr’s, presumably without the latter’s consent. You can purchase Neil Barrett’s interpretation over at Oki-Ni for $2,500 or you can purchase the original at Mr. Porter for $3,195 …. either way you’ll suck to look at.

More denim for all you busters. This washed denim shirt is a collaboration with the Swedish design house ACNE and The Earl of Snowdon….yea, that guy. Quite possibly the most obscure collaborative project I have ever come across, the Earl of Snowdon is an 82 year old photographer who is the ex brother-in-law of the Queen, being once married to Princess Margaret. History lesson and subsequent trivial details aside, such as his apparent love for denim shirts, the oddity and random nature of this is flat out bizarre. Nonetheless, the shirt is dope, $240 at Tres Bien Shop.

I saw this piece over at MrPorter and for some reason, immediately felt obligated to share it with you all. I don’t know what the hell is happening here. I think it’s ugly? I think…. I mean I love purple but this has got to be one of the most ostentatiously eurotrashy pieces I have seen in a while. However, this is what Etro is known for, this Italian line has made a name for itself, and a well respected one at that, for their loud color ways and experimentation with off the wall patterns and designs. Their fearless approach to the global market has garnered them respect, allowing them to join the ranks of the other high end Parisian and Italian fashion houses. The other reason behind their success is their impeccable, hand made, Italian craftsmanship. This is how a company with such an assumingly polarizing design aesthetic becomes mentioned in the same sentence as the likes of Gucci. Oh and I forgot to mention, there is a matching pair of pants to complete the suit…. B.M.F….do it…. $1,380 for the dinner jacket at MrPorter.

“Freckles and Diamonds” for Numero Magazine

Photographer - Pierre Dal Corso

Model- Ashley Smith

It’s rare to see Ms. Smith in a shoot so basic in conception….actually, let me rephrase that..it’s rare to see Ms. Smith in a shoot that doesn’t have her tits out in every shot. Being a man and all, one would assume this would come as a great disappointment to myself (fore they are glorious), however the beautiful depth of Ashley Smith, unhindered, is what makes this shoot so amazing. Detailed, ominous shots of Ms. Smith’s unmade-up face, the emotional reactions she is able to invoke, drawing complexity from otherwise insignificant facial expressions, and magnifying all of her perfections and imperfections (relatively speaking of course) worked in a seamless, symbiotic nature, resulting in a truly stunning shoot…. oh and those freckles aren’t hurting either

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Alexander McQueen leather Oxblood iPad 2 case. This is far and away the sickest leather iPad sleeve I have seen thus far, and there is zero chance one will come around that will be anymore beautiful than this piece of leather work. That’s all I have to say about that. $495 at MrPorter. …. just make sure that the rims match, of course” brrrrrr…..

I think by now I have pretty much exhausted the point that Drakes Of London produces goods of such quality you would be hard pressed to find a retailer more dedicated to their trade. Each individual item they produce, no matter what it is, goes through an 18 step quality control process, ensuring that every item is perfect and their customer’s are recieving exactly what they paid for and expect, beautiful goods by way of excellent craftsmanship. I have written about their ties before, the silk grenadines to be exact, those of which were steadfast in their top billing on my personal list of favorite pieces of neckwear, however, then they went and did this. These are their new line of handmade, 100% cashmere ties. Needless to say the material used speaks for itself, however take into consideration the amount of said material used for each individual tie to give them the proper weight and thickness. And of as one could expect, these are not constructed of any of that horrific short fiber costco cashmere that pills after two wears (for gods sake stop being cheap, it will cost you more). This is 4-ply Scottish Cashmere, best there is. Though these are primarily solid colors, these ties will bring a whole new dimension to your suit or whatever ensemble you happen to be adorning (please don’t wear a tie without a jacket though, you’re not 4 and going to your cousin’s wedding…. yes, you annoying son of a bitch in the fedora and shitty waistcoat, that means you). Tie craftsmanship and construction is primarily one dimensional in regards to materials used and finishes seen, thus the rarity of this texture will aid in conveying a unique and stunning depth, creating color and fabric contrasts that will compliment each other in a resounding manner. These pieces are absolutely amazing and worth every cent. $170 at Drakes Of London.

Cruisin PCH in a RR …. anything less would be uncivilized

Photo - Hedi Slimane

These bags are the byproduct of a collaboration between the centuries old English canvas and luggage manufactueres Brady and the clothing line YMC (You Must Create). 200 years under their belt, Brady is known for their exquisite craftsmanship as well as their beautifully constructed and equally durable canvas luggage. With a few minor superficial tweaks by YMC, you get these amazing pieces above. Equipped with durable bridle leather and brass closures, these bags are built to last and grow more distinguished with age. Beauty in simplicity personified. The prices range from $140 to $340, which may sound steep to some, however considering quality, versatility and longevity of use, not to mention their immense aesthetic appeal, they’re definitely worth the tag. Available at YMC.

It must be a genetically inherent trait passed down from generation to generation fore any other explanation is contrary to any logical deduction, thus there is no other possible explanation as to why the Germans continue their unrelenting offensive towards the rest of the world, all in efforts of proving themselves to be the weirdest goddamn people to ever live (late 30’s to mid 40’s is off the table on this one). Nothing makes women’s clothing more appealing than ManBunnies fondling women and a woman who enjoys the company of this Donnie Darko-esque contrived nightmare…. Moreover, the lighting and subsequent exposure of these photos leave me with very little doubt that once this shoot concluded, they all went back to some dilapidated German warehouse to play a fun game called “Let’s do a shot for shot reenactment of the film 8mm…. there is no meaning to life.. the line is called Braosewedda